Gold Shelf – WAP (Wedding Ass Pie) (I)

Strain Name: WAP (Wedding Ass Pie)

Type: Indica

Lineage: Grape Pie × Wedding Crasher × Unknown

WAP (Wedding Ass Pie) is a bold, body-slapping indica that hits as hard as its name suggests. Born from the decadent genetics of Grape Pie and Wedding Crasher, with a mysterious third parent adding extra gas and seduction, this strain is dripping in sweet, fruity funk and pure after-dark energy.

The aroma is a scandalous blend of syrupy grape, buttery pastry, and a creamy, gassy punch that fills the room like a late-night rendezvous. The flavor follows suit—sweet on the tongue at first, then heavy and thick as the smoke settles in deep.

Effects come on fast and low, with a wave of euphoria that melts into a deep, couch-hugging body high. Perfect for unwinding, setting the mood, or knocking the lights out—this strain doesn’t ask for permission, it just makes you stay the night.

Highlights:

THC: High (expect 25–30%)

Aroma: Grape candy, vanilla cake, gas, and lust

Flavor: Fruity pie crust, spicy cream, wedding mints

Feels Like: Putting on silk sheets after too many edibles

Good For: Late-night hookups, post-party recovery, NSFW relaxation